“The only thing disconcerting about him was his inability to answer the door wearing anything more than a towel”
#TowelBrigade - ASSEMBLE!
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
Somebody date me already.
Preferably British, 6”2, 33 years old, blue eyed, blond, Shakespeare enthusiast, runner, dancer, singer in cars, mimicker of television personalities and celebrities alike, extremely nice and a good hugger.
That sounds just like me.
Submission: “My dearest bride- Enjoy your last night of innocence, for tomorrow, everything changes.”
Holy shit my body is ready
"SAY MY NAME!!
SAY MY NAME!!!!!
SAY MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!”
OMG!!!!!!! INSTANT ORGASM *I’M DYING*
im tired of things costing money